Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave