Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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