Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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