Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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