Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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