i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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