Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
