What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka?
Forever.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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