The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
