White coat. Heels.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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