Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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