You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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