It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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