How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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