Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Watching her eat just hurts me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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