So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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