we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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