I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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