these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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