how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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