what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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