Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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