ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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