the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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