What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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