Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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