Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
...so i touched it.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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