I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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