Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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