Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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