I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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