He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
