Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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