my room smells like sperm. sweet.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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