Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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