Do vagina's smell?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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