Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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