Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This is classic penis vs brain.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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