you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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