I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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