ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
don't judge my taste in strippers
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.