I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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