Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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