I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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