what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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