so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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