I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
and you fell through a lawn chair
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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