how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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