try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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