I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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