I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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