I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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