Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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